The Boastful Blizzard of a Bitch from the Boondocks

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...Dearie, you couldn't spot "good taste" even if it jumped up and bit you in the arse..."

I am a very civilised man.

So civilised in fact, that I consider it the height of bad taste and immaturity to hold a grudge against someone.

But sometimes one can forget the boundaries of one's personal preferences, and actually do something that one never expects.

Today at work, in one fell swoop, somebody managed to insult my taste, question my competence, and waste my time.

Funny how that works, especially if I have absolutely no obligation to do anything for that person anyway.

Funny too how the that person thinks she knows everything, yet really knows an incredible amount of nothing about me, or about what I am capable of doing.

In the span of minutes, a few well placed calls gave me her entire life story, and I found out that she isn't who she wants to be.

Now I just laugh about it, because no matter how you look at it, I'm not what she thinks I am either.

Dearie, you couldn't spot "good taste" even if it jumped up and bit you in the arse.

But you do seem to know the meaning of "tacky" very well.

And you seem to know the concept of "leeching off someone else's power" quite perfectly.

But hey, I'll let you have what you've got, because sooner or later, that thing you call "looks" is going to fade away, so enjoy it while you can.

Because once that goes, you won't be winning any friends anytime soon.

Besides, by that time, I won't be your goddamn lackey anymore.

And while you're at it, do us all a favor and look up the word "breeding" in the dictionary, for chrissake.

Because something tells me that you define it as "when two dogs fall in love".